Its OK, its all alright, the whole fall of Adam and eve, the whole ransom sacrifice our whole reason to be witnesses it was all just a bad dream that never really happened.
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its ok, its all alright, the whole fall of adam and eve, the whole ransom sacrifice our whole reason to be witnesses it was all just a bad dream that never really happened.. .
lol
Its OK, its all alright, the whole fall of Adam and eve, the whole ransom sacrifice our whole reason to be witnesses it was all just a bad dream that never really happened.
LOL
here are the scanned copies i promised i would post.
thanks to my wonderful husband, he made it all possible, as he is a computer whiz!
these copies show the out and out deception on the part of the organization.
L.L To get over the jwd picture size limit open a Photobucket account and put the originals on there or PM me and i'll give you my email for you to send them to me, I'll shrink the file size and put them on my photobucket account and post the pics here.
My eyes glazed over when I first saw that and I thought oh no another bible nut / spiritual vulture come to get us but its actually a very funny spoof website
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Nice one
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if a jehovah's witness won the lottery, do you think that she would select the cash value or the (26) annual payments?
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no proper jw would be buying one.....its gamblin!!!!
Which is why I could never get a sister to play strip poker with me
jw: lola how is your relationship with jehovah?.
jw: and then what?
me: i cant do that.. jw: what do you mean?.
Hang in there, we're all rooting for you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you know "Rooting" is a very naughty Aussie slang word \ verb meaning "To F**K"
im rose!!!!
would anyone be interested in me?
im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.
Hmmmmmmm rose isn't that far from Brucie and He's single... Hello Rose, I'm The Doctor, say hello to my mate Bruce. (Determined to be a bridesmaid this year)
im rose!!!!
would anyone be interested in me?
im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.
Someone obviously missed the jan 14th WATCHTOWER and the article about the internet and appostate sites!
i know that people here make comments about the religion having problems and growth not being anything other then children born into the faith and third world countries.
i even see them make comments about, "how much longer can this go on?
" yet honestly, do you really think the witness religion will end in our life time?
It'll end when the Muslim hoards drag whats left of the GB out of Brothel Bethel and cut their heads off. Then the whole world will be praying to Allah
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2006/04/09/do0907.xml&ssheet=/news/2006/04/09/ixworld.html
there is a problem with global warming... it stopped in 1998 .
by bob carter .
Its all the fault of those butterflys farting in the amazon !
what were some rude things people said or did to you?
i remember once this guy who farted loudly several times in quick succession and then apologised to those present in the room by saying: oh had some coke that's where the gases came from, don't worry they are not the smelly meaty ones.
I think it's rude not to hold doors open for people who are struggling with packages or babies, etc.
I always do this but it really gets me when you dont even get a thanks for doing so